[Open on Bill and Ted sitting on a couch, looking bored] Bill: "Dude, what should we do? We're totally bored." Ted: "I don't know, dude. We've already watched all of our favorite movies like a million times." Bill: "Wait a minute, Ted. I remember hearing about this awesome podcast called Heavy Radio. It's supposed to have the most excellent heavy metal tunes." Ted: "Whoa, dude! That sounds awesome. Let's check it out." [Bill and Ted pull out their phones and start listening to Heavy Radio] Announcer: "Are you tired of the same old music? Do you crave something with a little more edge? Then tune in to Heavy Radio, the ultimate destination for the heaviest and most badass metal tunes around!" [Bill and Ted start nodding their heads to the music] Bill: "Dude, this is most excellent! The riffs are totally shredding!" Ted: "Yeah, and the vocals are so intense. This is exactly what we needed!" Announcer: "That's right, folks. Heavy Radio is the place to be for all your heavy metal needs. From classic metal to the latest releases, we've got it all. Tune in and get ready to rock!" Bill: "Whoa, Ted, we gotta tell everyone about this. Heavy Radio is the most excellent podcast ever!" Ted: "Totally, dude! Let's spread the word!" [The screen fades to black as Heavy Radio's theme music plays]